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sloanatic
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I'll start:
We usually buy no name baking flour, but this time I went all out and bought Robin Hood. Two days after I opened it, it went rancid. I didn't realize this so when I made pancakes on pc tuesday they were disgusting. I had made like a triple batch but no one would eat them so they were all wasted. Hard times.
I just read a bio novel of courtney love. Not exactly uplifting. You couldn't pay me a million dollars or raisin bread toast for life to be her daughter.
I have a peanut butter peanut grain wedged between two of my teeth. No matter how I twist my tongue and push on it, it won't come out. I tried to take it out with my finger but I can't seem to locate it without a mirror, and besides, I don't have any nails. And I pulled a ligament in my tongue.
I was walking around with my head in the clouds this morning and narrowly missed being hit by a car by jumping into a snowbank.
My socks are cold and wet.
On the bright side, I found my talking book copies of harriet the spy. That story is pure comfort food.
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Mar 5 2004, 01:07 PM
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gobbledygeek
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| QUOTE (sloanatic @ Mar 5 2004, 09:03 AM) | I have a peanut butter peanut grain wedged between two of my teeth. |
I keep a single strand of floss in my desk drawer at work for this very reason cuz every lunch break I get a piece of apple stuck in between my two back teeth. I just hope that no other co-worker is sneaking into my office at night and flossing their butt crack with it. ____________________
Just because I live in a fantasy world doesn't mean I'm not real.
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Mar 5 2004, 01:48 PM
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Andy
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My mom leaves used floss all over the house. And gets mad at me when I throw it out. What sucks in my life? Fleetwood Mac tickets costing $90, and me being broke in general.
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Mar 5 2004, 04:22 PM
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Elias
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| QUOTE (Zebrazinger77 @ Mar 10 2004, 07:27 PM) | | Hey, relasping is a part of life, just have to try, try again. I don't feel like I am being touchy.. |
If you take those gloves off, you can be touchy with me. Now, if that doesn't get you pissed off, I don't know what will! ____________________
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"People, just call your group by its real name: 'The Drunken Fatties."
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Mar 10 2004, 08:32 PM
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Blakemen
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Hmm, I see.
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Mar 11 2004, 08:44 PM
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